We Have Missiles
This is a joint announcement of the Tomog and Dissertation Year blogs:
We have successfully tested two separate types of missiles. These missiles are assuredly very destructive and have enormous ranges. They are also very dependable and ready to go!
This missile is really big! It goes super far and makes a lot of dust! We're really psyched!
This missile isn't as big as the big missile, but it's super cool! It comes in a box!
The missile tests occurred as part of a standard military exercise (though the missile tests were a new thing and everyone was really excited -- there was an impromptu dance-party). The exercises went well and we are delighted with the performance of our soldiers and missile people.
The technology for the missiles was developed jointly by both blogs with some assistance from external sources to whom we are most grateful.
We would like to assure the world that these weapons are for defensive purposes only.
3 comments:
Wow, that larger missle is really big! When I was standing in front of it, I didn't really get a sense of how huge it was, but we were like a mile away. In the picture it sure looks like it can cause a lot of destruction! But it is for defense only.
Please clarify "defensive purposes only".
You're not gonna use this against people that may or may not have publicly called you a baboon, are you?
I don't think you have too much to worry about, I mean, it's not like you belittled anyone's manhood, right? Well, you might want to kiss up a little bit, just to be safe.
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