Thursday, September 09, 2010

There So Much Wrong With This

This commercial is pretty messed up



First: it's for mcdonalds
Second: it's talking bears
Third: the bear cub goes to school that gives out report cards
Fourth: the bear cub doesn't know what his grades are
Fifth: the father bear rewards his son's good grades with mcdonalds
Sixth: they get mcdonalds by going to a parking lot (in the middle of the woods) where kids are eating mcdonalds
Seventh: they attack the kids
Eighth: the kids inexplicably run out of the car (instead of driving away)
Ninth: they scrounge the food off the car seats

I find the idea of this commercial so deeply insulting and stupid. I mean, a level of stupid that stood out distinctly from the stupid commercials that we've all come to know.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Hiding in a box

A few hours ago a boy floated away in a balloon. Everyone lost their minds trying to figure out how to get him down.

And then "The Larimer County Sheriff, Jim Alderden, said that he was found hiding in a box in the family’s garage."

I'm sorry, what?