Wait Wait Don't Tell Nelly

You guys remember Nelly? My girlfriend? Know how she's the most amazing girl ever?

Right. Not only that, now she's on the radio. She was a guest caller on NPR's news quiz Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me this week. She played the "Bluff the Listener" game. In which the panel makes up two fake news stories to go along with one real (and weird) news story. And then Nelly had to guess which one was the real one.

She guessed it! Cool as a cucumber on the radio.

You can hear for yourself. If that link doesn't work, you can listen to the whole show at their Archives page (look for the Dec. 17 2005).

The Narwal

Well, the deep dark secrets of the Narwal are slowly being exposed. I'll admit that I'm a little less intimidated by the Narwal now that I know that the tusk is just a sense organ.

I bet they don't spear stuff with it, because I bet it's really annoying to have something stuck to your horn-nose.

Anyways, they're still the animal battle champion.

This is what I do

Here's a little snippet of the sport I play. Now, I'm not saying that I do all the things on the video, but I have at one time or another, done all those things. Except that weird sit-up thing those two girls do. I've never done that.

Ultimate girls are weird. Who am I kidding? Ultimate players are weird.